Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Einstein was Right!

Full-time genius (like me Stephen Hawking) and procurement-afficianado (also, like me), Albert Einstein was absolutely right when he described his "Better Theory of Relativity:"

When a (C)hief is assigned to a (P)rocurement (O)ffice, the returns are exponential!

I hope they make this into a movie.

Hat tip: CPO Rising

Monday, April 5, 2010

Simple Answers to Tough Questions

I once queried that

"Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?"

And now I know the answer:

Procurement!! Someone has to source the the wood and fuel and determine the make/buy on a lighter.

Funny, it was right in front of me the whole time. Maybe I'm not as smart as YOU think I am.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Opening Day - Procurement Matters

Friends -

In what may appear to be a shocking revelation to my millions of followers, I had an epiphany yesterday as I read the pages of the new and utterly brilliant site CPO Rising - it was a call to arms that I could not ignore!

I am forever heretofore casting aside my work and research in theoretical cosmology and quantum gravity to tackle matters that matter more and are far more challenging for a genius like me: Procurement.

I hope you will join me.